Person A (of any age) says to Older Person, excitedly: "Do you know who you look like?"
Older Person pauses. A moment passes. An inner girding of one's loins occurs.
Older Person asks, in a neutral tone: "Who"?
Person A: "Jodie Foster!"
Older Person thinks to self:
Well, I know it's not Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver, obviously. Nor is it Jodie Foster in The Accused. Obviously. Nor Silence of the Lambs. Obviously.
Bottom line, Dear Self:
Is it Jodie Foster of today, ready for the red carpet?
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Jodie Foster still for Golden Globes site. |
Or is it Jodie Foster of today, in Hotel Artemis?
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Jodie Foster in Hotel Artemis. Found: Bouquets & Brickbats |
Interestingly, in this hypothetical example, Older Person's own hypothetical mother (a More Older Person, may she rest in peace) may or may not have said several years ago: "You look like Jodie Foster."
Which one????
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